If you thought Heidi Montag was good at ruining your evening by working up routine lame poses with her equally lame husband Spencer Pratt, then you are in for a bigger letdown. I mean, what the hell! A bikini is not meant for mannequins. What a waste of precious fabric and hot curves. Grow up Heidi, and start acting like a real girl. More pics after the jump.

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