Mariah Carey was Jay Leno’s guest last Monday (November 2) and I must say that she made the most of this golden opportunity. It’s not that she is not welcome at such talk shows, but her enthusiasm is just a notch above the rest. She talked a little bit about everything (read: her career, her perfume, her douchebag husband, her Halloween costume etc.), but utilized the major portion of the show for exhibiting her larger-than-life personality (read: fat legs, fake boobs, superficial cleavage etc.) and convincing us to believe that she’s the best.

Best moment: You decide.491388